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		<title>Döner Kebab Unknown Pleasures</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Nov 2019 09:51:54 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>via Thom Archer &#38; everpress.com/unknown-pleasures</p>
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		<title>„You Suck Less Than Most People“ Greeting Card</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2015 08:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Was freundliches für die Liebsten … via Dizzy Cactus</p>
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<p>Was freundliches für die Liebsten …<br />
via <a href="http://www.dizzycactus.com/collections/1004261-paper-goods/products/11782978-set-of-you-suck-less-than-most-people-greeting-cards">Dizzy Cactus</a></p>
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		<title>Nike X-Ray Tights</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2012 19:44:55 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>The new Nike Women’s Exclusive Print tight is a performance based pant for the athlete unafraid to make a statement. src, via</p>
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<blockquote><p>The new Nike Women’s Exclusive Print tight is a performance based pant <strong>for the athlete unafraid to make a statement</strong>.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.nikeinc.com/news/nikes-exclusive-print-tight-shows-what-women-are-made-of">src</a>, <a href="http://hypesrus.com/blog/2012/10/23/nike-wmns-x-ray-tights">via</a></p>
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		<title>I got a little emotional …</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 09:32:52 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>via</p>
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<a href="http://dog-shaming.com/post/33511784346/i-got-a-little-emotional-while-you-were-gone">via</a></p>
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		<title>I lick hallucinogenic frogs</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 09:26:03 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>via</p>
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<a href="http://dog-shaming.com/post/33431683365/i-lick-hallucinogenic-frogs">via</a></p>
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		<title>Tür bitte nicht mehr eintreten</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2012 13:28:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Snoop Dogg Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 11:11:07 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>He loves bitches … bitches love him. ;-)</p>
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He loves bitches … bitches love him. ;-)</p>
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		<title>You eat what you touch</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2012 16:09:01 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Immer schön die Hände waschen! Witzige Kampagne für Lifebuoy mit Fotos von Jeremy Wong. Unilever’s Lifebuoy brand mission is: Good health via protection from germs. If you haven’t heard of Lifebuoy, you should first know that it is an older brand and the largest soap brand in Bangladesh. […] Here are three print ads doing [&#8230;]</p>
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<p>Immer schön die Hände waschen! Witzige <a href="http://www.behance.net/gallery/Life-Buoy-Hand-Wash-You-Eat-What-You-Touch/5099875">Kampagne</a> für Lifebuoy mit Fotos von <a href="http://adsoftheworld.com/creative/jeremy_wong">Jeremy Wong</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>Unilever’s Lifebuoy brand mission is: Good health via protection from germs. If you haven’t heard of Lifebuoy, you should first know that it is an older brand and the largest soap brand in Bangladesh. […] Here are three print ads doing their best to illustrate the lasting germs that may still be on your hands if you touch your cat (or hamster, etc.) and then don’t wash your hands before eating.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.divinecaroline.com/22175/56338-eat-touch">via</a></p>
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		<title>think more, talk less</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:01:11 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>via</p>
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<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ragnarokr/3351578823/">via</a></p>
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		<title>Old word for „bad hunter“</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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